Description
xA hilarious, original story for anyone who has ever been dumped, or
lived in a dump, 'full of belly-laughs and painfully acute
observations'. (Independent on Sunday)
Meet Will Kelly. English teacher. Film Fan. Pot Noodle expert. Ex-boyfriend.
Still
in love with The One, Will is desperate to discover if there can be
An-Other One. In his decrepit flat where he can't even manage to cook
spaghetti hoops without setting of the communal smoke alarm, his
lifeline is the telephone. Will realises that with a single call,
friends can either lift him from the depths of despair or completely
shatter his hopes.
There's Alice (who remembers his birthday),
Simon (who doesn't), Kate (the previous tenant of his rented hovel). And
of course his ex, Aggi. The inimitable Aggi. His legendary Girlfriend.
Or is She?
Additional Information
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